I really did put up all my wedding pictures on my website. And I swear to you my wedding pictures got downloaded just as much as my bikini pictures.

My two secrets to staying healthy: wash your hands all the time. And if you can't use Purell or one of the sanitizers. And the other is hot peppers. I eat a lot of hot peppers. I for some reason started doing that in 1992 and I swear by it.

I am so fidgety - I swear I have ADD - and I always need to be doing something or being outside just playing sports.

There are so many little girls who follow me and look up to me. I'm their role model so I have to make sure I'm always being professional and not putting any swear words out there - just really putting positive things out there on the Internet.

Some people swear by writing courses but whether it really helps American poetry I have doubts.

Money doesn't talk it swears.

I never yet feared those men who set a place apart in the middle of their cities where they gather to cheat one another and swear oaths which they break.

Marriage is another trap. If you are someone who likes independence it's another stamp against that. And you have to swear to fidelity.

I swear by my life and my love of it that I will never live for the sake of another man nor ask another man to live for mine.

Sure the comedians who swear or use scatological humor can get laughs but they're uncomfortable laughs.

I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.

I swear by that old expression 'One monkey don't stop no show!' The reality is we still have some good men out there and we should hail those men as the kings they are.

People ask 'do you make a conscious effort not to swear?' - if you're doing silly stuff you're not tempted to put swearing in. All the comics from my childhood who were funny without swearing were the people that influenced me. What I do is quite traditional anyway.

Madam I have been looking for a person who disliked gravy all my life let us swear eternal friendship.

I swear I want to be a food model.

My first outdoor cooking memories are full of erratic British summers Dad swearing at a barbecue that he couldn't put together and eventually eating charred sausages feeling brilliant.

I'm not going chic I swear. The geek endures. But I mean a snazzy cool suit looks good.

Swearing is industry language. For as long as we're alive it's not going to change. You've got to be boisterous to get results.

There is the good and the bad the great and the low the just and the unjust. I swear to you that all that will never change.

The biggest thrill a ballplayer can have is when your son takes after you. That happened when my Bobby was in his championship Little League game. He really showed me something. Struck out three times. Made an error that lost the game. Parents were throwing things at our car and swearing at us as we drove off. Gosh I was proud.

I swear my car won't run unless I'm picking my nose: At least I'm that superstitious about it so I don't want to take any chances.

Even when I was a kid I had a good thing with kids. To this day if I go to a birthday party with one of my kids I swear to you I am so much happier hanging out with my kids and their friends than talking to the grown-ups.

When angry count to four when very angry swear.

I tend to not watch things that are current. And then if everybody swears it's amazing then I'll like watch the whole series in a weekend.

Utility is the great idol of the age to which all powers must do service and all talents swear allegiance.