Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives...
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little...
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and...
Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.
The good die young because they see it's no use living if you have got to be...
I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately instead...
If it isn't the sheriff it's the finance company I've got more attachments...
To be a Negro in this country and to be relatively conscious is to be in a...
No country can act wisely simultaneously in every part of the globe at every...
It's plain hokum. If you can't convince 'em confuse 'em. It's an old...
A lot of people would be embarrassed to admit that they were on 'Barney' but...
I think an artist has always to be out of step with his time.
October is a fine and dangerous season in America. a wonderful time to begin...
I do not read advertisements. I would spend all of my time wanting things.
No story is the same to us after a lapse of time or rather we who read it are...
I'm being treated like a sex object cried the lady. No matter. I will take...
If I have to move up in a building I choose the elevator over the escalator....