The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to...
The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance yet we quit it...
If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you...
Marriage is the alliance of two people one of whom never remembers birthdays...
To keep your marriage brimming With love in the loving cup Whenever you're...
I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers If I belittle dogs and mothers.
The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your...
There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball and that...
I was in three academic clubs a huge book worm and the teacher's pet. I was...
I always pet a dog with my left hand because if he bit me I'd still have my...
One of my biggest pet peeves is that I just don't like it when characters do...
And I strongly believe people should rescue dogs or at the very least...
To this day I don't ever remember seeing a pet inside Moscow I never saw...
I have this pet thing about how global communications are moving so fast now...
It's true you can never eat a pet you name. And anyway it would be like a...
My biggest pet peeve are just girls who go to sports bars who have no...
I think there's something great and generic about goldfish. They're...