If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
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As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy...
Nature is by and large to be found out of doors a location where it cannot...
If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient...
Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It...
You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters....
Great people talk about ideas average people talk about things and small...
All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are in fact...
I was in three academic clubs a huge book worm and the teacher's pet. I was...
I always pet a dog with my left hand because if he bit me I'd still have my...
One of my biggest pet peeves is that I just don't like it when characters do...
And I strongly believe people should rescue dogs or at the very least...
To this day I don't ever remember seeing a pet inside Moscow I never saw...
I have this pet thing about how global communications are moving so fast now...
It's true you can never eat a pet you name. And anyway it would be like a...
My biggest pet peeve are just girls who go to sports bars who have no...
I think there's something great and generic about goldfish. They're...