If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to...
The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance yet we quit it...
Marriage is the alliance of two people one of whom never remembers birthdays...
To keep your marriage brimming With love in the loving cup Whenever you're...
I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers If I belittle dogs and mothers.
The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your...
There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball and that...
People look at me and they go 'You're white you're smart you must have...
The fellow that has no money is poor. The fellow that has nothing but money...
Kids are meant to believe that their stepping stone to massive money is 'The...
Because I don't take money I'll go anywhere and do a benefit concert with...
I saw Deep Purple live once and I paid money for it and I thought 'Geez...
The way the bankers have kind of toppled the way money is distributed and...
Kids are meant to believe that their stepping stone to massive money is 'The...
I have no one to leave the money to. I'm a single man. I like spending my...