Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?
I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives...
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most...
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little...
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and...
Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.
The good die young because they see it's no use living if you have got to be...
I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately instead...
If it isn't the sheriff it's the finance company I've got more attachments...
People look at me and they go 'You're white you're smart you must have...
The fellow that has no money is poor. The fellow that has nothing but money...
Kids are meant to believe that their stepping stone to massive money is 'The...
Because I don't take money I'll go anywhere and do a benefit concert with...
I saw Deep Purple live once and I paid money for it and I thought 'Geez...
The way the bankers have kind of toppled the way money is distributed and...
Kids are meant to believe that their stepping stone to massive money is 'The...
I have no one to leave the money to. I'm a single man. I like spending my...