Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.
If variety is the spice of life marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing...
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch...
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for...
I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth inventor of television we'd still be...
The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.
I know a man who gave up smoking drinking sex and rich food. He was...
For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone...
For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls...
My wife disagrees with 100 percent of what I say. That's the same marriage I...
Other than marriage she doesn't control me and I don't control her.
Marriage is one of the most sacred human institutions. I asked our Senators...
I am a firm believer in marriage. In the future I will be married.
I've learned this is a very long marriage doing a television show. I like the...
To say I drank my way into marriage isn't much of an exaggeration and it's...
There's lots of problem solving in any marriage but when you have this...
Marriage has been defined by every legislature that has ever sat in the...
Our black president can't say that he's for gay marriage. That is upsetting...