Marriage is the alliance of two people one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to...
The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance yet we quit it...
If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you...
To keep your marriage brimming With love in the loving cup Whenever you're...
I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers If I belittle dogs and mothers.
The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your...
There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball and that...
My wife disagrees with 100 percent of what I say. That's the same marriage I...
Other than marriage she doesn't control me and I don't control her.
Marriage is one of the most sacred human institutions. I asked our Senators...
I am a firm believer in marriage. In the future I will be married.
I've learned this is a very long marriage doing a television show. I like the...
To say I drank my way into marriage isn't much of an exaggeration and it's...
There's lots of problem solving in any marriage but when you have this...
Marriage has been defined by every legislature that has ever sat in the...
Our black president can't say that he's for gay marriage. That is upsetting...