Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.
I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives...
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most...
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little...
Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.
The good die young because they see it's no use living if you have got to be...
I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately instead...
If it isn't the sheriff it's the finance company I've got more attachments...
At the end of the day you know love does not happen between two perfect...
Metaphors are dangerous. Love begins with a metaphor. Which is to say love...
This is the miracle that happens every time to those who really love: the...
I really love idiot enlightened characters - these characters who fail to...