I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just trying to hear why this is funny. Women's restrooms are especially great. I wash my hands twice waiting for people to come in and start talking.
If it is your time love will track you down like a cruise missile.
My goal on my bucket list is to write a romantic comedy movie.
It's one thing to have a relationship to lay your hands on it and another...
The library was open for one hour after school let out. I hid there looking...
For horror movies color is reassuring because at least in older films it...
My mom didn't want me to go to college. She didn't want me to read - when I...
I do love to eavesdrop. It's inspirational not only for subject matter but...
Humor is such a wonderful thing helping you realize what a fool you are but...
If I didn't try to eavesdrop on every bus ride I take or look for the humor...
I need to be cheered up a lot. I think funny people are people who need to be...
The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean of course there are...
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now Howard Stern has a...
I have a funny family but none of them are remotely in show business.
When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government the fundamentalists...
So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been...
People are funny and in the most tragic situations when comedy erupts from...
It's funny though because when I first started going to races after we met...
My parents are both very funny but they're also relatively soft-spoken...
I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like and it doesn't go...