But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know.
People say you have to work on your resentments. Yeah no I'm gonna hang...
I think what drove me insane for a long time is feeling like I hadn't earned...
When friends asked me Can we help? I'd say Not unless you can alter time...
I'm dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It's just strafing runs...
I don't have time for their judgement and their stupidity and you know they...
The only thing I'm addicted to is winning. This bootleg cult arrogantly...
I'm sorry man but I've got magic. I've got poetry in my fingertips. Most of...
I tried marriage. I'm 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So being a ballplayer...
I'm 0 for 3 with marriage - the scoreboard doesn't lie never has. So what we...
The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean of course there are...
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now Howard Stern has a...
I have a funny family but none of them are remotely in show business.
When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government the fundamentalists...
So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been...
People are funny and in the most tragic situations when comedy erupts from...
It's funny though because when I first started going to races after we met...
My parents are both very funny but they're also relatively soft-spoken...
I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like and it doesn't go...