One man's folly is another man's wife.
When you see what some women marry you realize how they must hate to work...
And verily a woman need know but one man well in order to understand all...
Some women can be fooled all of the time and all women can be fooled some of...
Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting...
Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side his nobler instincts...
Nowadays love is a matter of chance matrimony a matter of money and divorce...
Marriage is like twirling a baton turning hand springs or eating with...
Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.
The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean of course there are...
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now Howard Stern has a...
I have a funny family but none of them are remotely in show business.
When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government the fundamentalists...
So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been...
People are funny and in the most tragic situations when comedy erupts from...
It's funny though because when I first started going to races after we met...
My parents are both very funny but they're also relatively soft-spoken...
I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like and it doesn't go...