There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.
I had my boy in Boston on Easter Sunday. That kills me from a sports...
Just me onstage with a mike having an intimate relationship with the...
I just want to put some positive stuff out there. If it works great. If it...
I had many teachers that were great positive role models and taught me to be...
I want to do movies that I'm proud of where my kids at some point can see...
Teachers have a chance to mold someone inspire them. I hope all teachers...
For some reason and I don't know why but I don't think that I'm funny in...
As American as an apple is and as American as baseball is they don't go...
It's always cool to meet people who can do things that you have no capacity...
The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean of course there are...
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now Howard Stern has a...
I have a funny family but none of them are remotely in show business.
When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government the fundamentalists...
So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been...
People are funny and in the most tragic situations when comedy erupts from...
It's funny though because when I first started going to races after we met...
My parents are both very funny but they're also relatively soft-spoken...
I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like and it doesn't go...