Money won't buy happiness but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.
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The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody...
A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the...
I'm an actor. And I guess I've done so many movies I've achieved some high...
It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent...
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The last person they expected to connect with a screenplay was the comedic...
But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean of course there are...
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now Howard Stern has a...
I have a funny family but none of them are remotely in show business.
When we criticize in Iran the actions of the government the fundamentalists...
So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been...
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It's funny though because when I first started going to races after we met...
My parents are both very funny but they're also relatively soft-spoken...
I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like and it doesn't go...