We had two rules growing up in my house: If you're going to take a shower do it with whomever you're dating so you don't waste water and if you buy one for yourself buy six because everybody's going to want one.
I've got a new relationship and I'm trapped in this old life.
I think I have a dark view of the world. I have to make everything funny...
If there's anything more mortifying than being famous at 14 it's being...
Your own experience keeps taking you towards something. My book adds the hope...
My Dad was so open creatively that I was off in search of black turtleneck...
I had a friend whose family had dinner together. The mother would tuck you in...
The Peking man was a thinking being standing erect dating to the beginning...
I'm a bad dater - I'm just not good at it. It's so weird dating in this town....
I got that experience through dating dozens of men for six years after...
I was dating a guy that was a huge wrestling fan and I'm embarrassed to say...
I don't really talk about my personal life. It's a strange and funny and...
I'm the one who's dating the craft-service guy instead of the producer. Plus...
I don't talk about who I'm dating because when you break up you wind up...
Frankly the reason I joined MENSA is because I was dating a guy at the time...
I think a nice romantic dinner should be saved for when you and the girl...
My original inspiration was my mom: a few years after the death of my dad...