Use your health even to the point of wearing it out. That is what it is for....
Give a man health and a course to steer and he'll never stop to trouble...
We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to...
It is a curious sensation: the sort of pain that goes mercifully beyond our...
Just do what must be done. This may not be happiness but it is greatness.
An index is a great leveller.
Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended.
The great advantage of a hotel is that it is a refuge from home life.
All great truths begin as blasphemies.
Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the...
It's easier to replace a dead man than a good picture.
Marriage is good enough for the lower classes: they have facilities for...
A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.
I'm an atheist and I thank God for it.
We are made wise not by the recollection of our past but by the...
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be...
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of...
Oh the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating very few...
There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends.
Parentage is a very important profession but no test of fitness for it is...
You are going to let the fear of poverty govern you life and your reward will...
Martyrdom: The only way a man can become famous without ability.
Perhaps the greatest social service that can be rendered by anybody to the...
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton you may as well make it dance.
A happy family is but an earlier heaven.
My reputation grows with every failure.
Never fret for an only son the idea of failure will never occur to him.
When I was young I observed that nine out of ten things I did were failures....